Okay everyone!! I feel like today is so super sleepy–everyone seems to be dragging!
So- in honor of my darling, super-crafty, amazing, husband (he’s reading this) he has a challenge for YOU!
Mr. Pink Cricut’s Challenge
Come up with a sentiment or saying that would be used on a “MAN” stamp set. Something they would put on their cards to someone…or something they would enjoy seeing as a sentiment on their card.
My DH said, “smooches is cute – but guys humor is a little less cutesy.”
Then the Birthday Boy will pick his favorite MAN saying!
So… off you go (who says that…Simon? Chef Ramsey? People from Britain?) Oh…and you have til midnight tonight (CST)
Anyway, leave your Sentiment down below!
“Football, food and you…that’s all I need”
“that’s what she said”
“you’re right again honey”
Well this was a hard one to come up with… here are a few that are funny (what my husband would say)
-Making a mountain out of a molehill.
-His bark is worse than his bite
-no place for sissies
Thanks for the great giveaway Sarah! You Rock:) Tell Mr. Pink Cricut Happy Birthday!
“Honey Do List” Is one I can think of.
Bro-mance
Duct Tape fixes everything
Just a few more I thought of. Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut
“worlds best____________”
this is fun.. I too think of what my hubby will say .. like
-map? who needs a map
-i need that tool
-let a “man” do it (my favorite) lol
scary .. but this can go on and on. thanks for a fun challenge and giveaway Sarah.. Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut (sure he enjoys being called that, lol )
Shelley
lostnwa98 at verizon dot net
“Tough Enough To Wear Pink” This was a Tshirt for breast cancer awareness at a local rodeo here, it was awesome to see so many men in pink.
“Birthday cake is good, but birthday beer is better!”
“tell me again what I bought YOU for YOUR birthday?”
king of the grill, krawl the warrior king (hee hee love that movie), #1 mower man, you are the da bomb dot com! just a few ideas 🙂
Here is one my husband and his friends are always saying to each other, “Tonights you night Bro”… or how about “You are such a Paper Tiger”. Thanks for the chance to win.
“I’ll drink to that”
correction on the first quote, should read “tonights your night, bro”. Thanks
Ive been hunting for you!
And to correlate it to a cartridge
Your owl I need (sorry I am on a owl kick right now)
You are MANtastic!
Thanks for the chance to win!
kd_hudson@msn.com
How about Happy Birthday Man… LOL!!!
If it’s not broke, it don’t have enough features!
That’s for my computer engineer husband!!!
Oh, reading Shelley’s made me think of one my husband likes to say:
“Directions? I don’t need no stinking directions!”
“You’re my Hero!”
yes dear
I’m the man
Got to love me
Tough as nails, soft heart
A way to a mans heart is through his fur kids
Happy birthday to my main squeeze
Wifey do list
for the man that has everything
My all time favorite…”of course I know what Im doing”
Here’s your man card……
Where’s the remote?
Have you seen my……..?
Hello Stud Or Stud Muffin
Debbie
“YEAHHH Buddy”
“Gone Fishing”
“Happy Hunting”
Honey do list…the only list a man will not leave home without
Mine always says ” Thats how I roll” or ” Thats what I do”…My all time favorite thing he has ever said is “You shouldn’t buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on.” (insert drop of jaw here)!
First I’d just like to say that I made a LO about my hubby titled Birthday Boy and he was offended about the boy part so maybe avoid that phrase! lol! How about ‘Your the Man’? or ‘Your my man’?
Of course I’m listening!
Does this hammer make my muscle look bigger?
Does this come in camo?
Yes, I have to scratch it!
Lol, Ruth….Classic
“My wife is _________ than your wife”
“Every woman needs a six pack…….of beer”
Edit: “Every man needs a woman with a six pack…….of beer”
“the dog did it”
How about…
“Bear Hugs” or “Best Fishes”
Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut!
Look! “spare parts”
The fish was big
Directions? No, this is a short cut
Thanks for the giveaway!!
I wrote: The fish was THIS big
I guess I got edited…lol
Here’s your man card…….
I wasn’t there and I have witnesses”
If you can get a picture of him making a wish, you could put the title in a thought bubblee and have it say “oh please please have a women pop out of this cake”
Or is the football game on yet
What,s up dude!!!
“Beam me up Scotty”!!
“Live long and Prosper”
“You appear to nead it.”
I have been messing with your girl. Do you got a problem with that!?
(as you can see my daughter and I came up with this and her and her dad are total Star Trek fans!)
Thanks for a chance to win you have an awesome website and great videos. You rock!!!!
“What did you say honey?”…
“I fought the lawn, and the lawn won”
My Hubby’s name is Joe, so this is my FAVORITE saying!! He even has it on a t-shirt
“Just a regular Joe”….or “regular Joe”
♥ Nikki ♥
Happy Birthday Mr.Pink Cricut ☺
-“Don’t follow the path, make one.”
-“I apologize.”
-“I trust you with all my heart.”
-“You drive me wild.”
That is my contribution! Thanks!
Nothing a new tool can’t fix!
Dude
Git R Dun
It’s a Guy Thing
Just a Guy
Happy Birthday to your hubby!
My first thought was. “that’s what she said”. But my hubbys favorite thing to say to me is. “did you say my name before you asked me to do it?”. Like he didn’t know I was talking to him! “what did your mother say?”. “shh …. Don’t tell your mom!”.
If it moves & sbouldn’t, it needs duct tape
If it doesn’t move & should, it needs WD-40
Welcome to the Man Cave
Man vs Food and Beer
It’s a GUY thing.
When I married Mrs. Right,
I discovered her first name was ALWAYS!
Silence is Golden.
Duct tape is Silver!
Man vs. Beer
What happens in the Garage,
STAYS in the garage!
Yes Dear, Whatever You Say!
(I’ll do it MY way!)
I’m a TOOL for YOU!
You’re such a CARD
I’ll DEAL with you later!
Remote:
Device to see what
ELSE is on TV!
You NAILED it!
I kicked BASS & took names!
BBQ KING for a DAY
Punny, very Punny!
Pull My Finger!
It wasn’t ME!
This guy, RIGHT here!
I have 1 more…
Real men wear pink AND carry the bags!
My husband cannot do anything around the house without his level so the phrase I would have say would be “Honey, where is my level?” or “gotta’ make sure it is level”.
My husband loves to text me through out the day
“What’s for dinner??”
“What U doing??”
“Sweet!!”
“I Love You!”
“Where did that come from?”
“Who’s Money??”
“Who’s on your fantasy football team??”
I hope you and Mr. Pink Cricut have a great Birthday night!!
Here are my favorite husband’s sayings:
“Yes, Dear”
“Whatever you say….”
“She’s the boss”
“She has the calendar”
“Beer and football, what more can you ask for?”
“I was up late working on my fantasy football picks.”
Wassup; Shake it off; Stand up and take it like a man; Did I ever tell you about the time…..; Life isn’t fair; Things like this build character. I could go on all day. Thanks for the contest and oh, one more Happy Birthday “Dude”. Hee
How about, “High Five”!! Okay this is an awesome challenge. I asked my DH and he said he would write “Rum o’clock?” in it if he were to give it to his good friends. But I prefer “high five!”
Well my fiance is my computer geek… He will be the first to admit it….
Maybe something like…
“I thought my compuer came with a cup holder but it was the CD Rom”
“Can’t find the N E key”
“You upgrade my Heart”
“Remember the day when Motherboard meant Mother had nothing to do…..”
“You hold the enter key to my heart”
I actually made a card for my husband to give another male teacher who helped him out one day. It was the squirrel from Create a critter and it was holding a fishing pole with nuts on the end. The sentiment I came up with was
“You saved my Nuts!”
LOL, he loved it!
Calbekah@aol.com
OMG now that is way to cute…. LOL
Hahaha… I love it!
Have A Tool-rific Birthday!
wait wait I got another…
Bikes,booze and babes…this guy’s got it all.
Beat it to fit and paint it to match. Happy Birthday Mr. Pink!
Just spit on it to make it better!!
Happy Birthday, Sport!
That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. — Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894)
Fishing related:
“Fishing you” a Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to a “reel” man
Have a “fin-tastic” birthday!
Golf related:
Hope your birthday suits you to a “t”!
Who’s your Daddy?
Super Hero Dude!
I can fix ’em.
Huh? What did you say?
Wassup!!!
Whatever!
Well, I guess these two are the winners for my honey:
Baby, Have you seen my …? & Hon’ where is the remote?
Happy B-day to your husband!!!
Gina Lindsey
agsainz at gmail dot com
Ask my wife
Ill do it later.
Oh, you meant now?
Beer Time!
Where is my Remote!
Well, I’m a Chicago girl, so I’d like to see a stamp set that includes
DA BEARS!!!
But you could also include sayings that pertain to other animal mascots in the NFL…we need something like this 🙂
“A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do” 🙂
Just thought of another one my dh says “They’re YOUR kids”
here is what mine always says…
you DID get BEER when you were out, right?
or
what’s for dinner?
or
I can fix it!!!
and lastly..
THAT job will take about a 12 pack to fix
After all these years, you still rev my engine.
Boys and their toys…the bigger the boys, the bigger the toys.
As my husband always says
“You’re a lucky, lucky woman!”
There is also a saying from the Slap Chop commercial…, oh never mind. lol
Don’t give me that look…you know the one ???
Just something simple like “You’re the Man!” or “Mr. Grillmaster” 🙂
#1 Rule: you can never have too many tools!
There is no such thing as too many tools!
The first one is on a shirt my bf wears and I have already been thinking about making him a card with this saying and putting it with his next bday gift (of course a tool or a gift card for a tool lol)
Tara
It’s not a gut…. It’s a tool shed to cover my tools!
I do all my own stunts!
Nothing a little JB weld won’t fix!
Anything else my husband says is completely inappropriate for your stamps!!
Hubby said, “Did your wife send you here….” LOL!
“What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is… mine. =)”
“Do I *have* to go shopping????”
“You spent HOW MUCH?!”
My husband is incredibly funny, but those are the only ones I can currently think of. I’m sure 15 more will come to me in the middle of the night.
Beer and “ball”……
all a man needs!
You are my rock!
Thanks for the giveaway!
Git er done
It’s five o’clock somewhere (not original but it’s a great saying)
Paddle faster, I hear banjos
Manana…doesn’t necessarily mean tomorrow, it just means not today
Conserve water…drink beer
I have a need for speed
Mr. Clean
Mr. Mom
Bad Boys Club
Macho Man
Hair club for men…worked for me 🙂
Hot chick at 12 o’clock (ladies…as he reads the card you must stand at 12 o’clock)
Superdad
The fourth Stooge
Father knows best
Family man
It’s a guy thing
And, when asking my husband (who is a jokester) he said… “bro’s b4 ho’s”…lol.
My Wife made me buy this card….Happy Birthday!
Dude! Happy Birthday!
Ummm Yeah! Like this isn’t weird!
Do guys do this?
LOL Yeah Really!
My husband and our 5 year old son always say to each other
“Pals to the end… Don’t forget it!”
If all else fails (even after reading direction) ask the wife!
Happy b-day!
I like boobies
Ok normally when I go over my cousins house to scrapbook I tell him “don’t call me I’ll call you”. Now, today he took off from work to go play tennis, he told me “don’t call me I’ll call you”.
Thanks for the opportunity to win.
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Best Son-in-law ever!
You did not tell me! Somehow they never hear what you say (selectively). Happy Birthday, Mr. Pink Cricut.
Yes Dear!
I don’t need to ask directions!
Whatever you Say
Go enjoy yourself at Scrapbooking/Card Making, I’ll watch Sports!
Hubby do list:
Football
Food
Fun.
Macho Man, Just swipe it, Beer 30, Your Tool Cool, Have a Tee-riffic day, ready 2 rumble,
just to name a few.
Ham-mer a great day
Tell your hubby he has one of the best for his mate. And thanks for the photo box
Go Big, or Go Home!
Fishing – a jerk at one end waiting for a jerk at the other
Duct Tape – the only tool I need
I only argue when I’m right,so I must be right
This is fun and thanks for the offer. I have really enjoyed you site since I found it.
Hard work calls 4 a cold drink. OR Hard work calls 4 a cold Beer:)
This was fun Thank you guys!
Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut
My better half
OR
Your my better half
“If it flys, It dies!”
“Road Dog”
“What`s your major malfunction?”
“Let’s go racing, boys!!!!!”
“If there’s no blood, you’re not hurt.”
“Will sell wife for beer”
“God made dirt, dirt don’t hurt”
“I was looking at her ugly shirt”
“I can fix anything”
“I know everything”
smokin hot!
BBQ master
Christams lights again!
I’ll get to it!
Get out of my chair
I’ll drive
What! the gas tank is empty again
what’s for dinner?
Nascar fan!
This is what came to mind for MAN stamps I could use!
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
“Real men DON’T wear PINK!”
Two tickets to the gun show
Duck tape will fix anything
“Somebody” took it
Duck tape is a man’s best friend
I’ll do it tomorrow
Wanna ride in my truck?
Remind me to call your mom, and thank her, …… for giving me YOU”.
Thanks for the chance to win.
” BROS BEFORE LOWES”, my husband and his friends always fight over home depot vs lowes and i walked in on him say him and his friends saying that one night. I thought it was funny!
My hubby always says :I’m going to my garage” or “Yeah, I heard what you said. What?”
thanks for the giveaway
My husband and son play fight all the time. One of the things they say that cracks me up is…”You want a little lightning and a little thunder”. Of course they pose their muscles while saying it.
Thanks for a fun challenge!!
1. DUDE….It’s your BIRTHDAY!?!?
2. No Pain…No Gain!!!
3. The way to your heart…is through your stomach!
4. I hide my Playboys in the oven…my wife will never find them there! (that’s my husband’s favorite saying!!!)
oops…one more
You robbed them blind!! (2nd favorite saying)
Happy B-day Mr. Pink Cricut.
Here are my suggestions:
(1) A birthday wish FORE you
(2) Money’s tight and times are hard,
So all you get is this friggin’ birthday card
(3) I was listening!
Thanks for the chance to win
When the weather gets cooler I will finish that project for you.
Hey everybody, watch this!
Your a “classic” with a classic car image.
Thanks for “hammering”things out!
Best Fishes
Honest, the fish was “this” big!
You’re up to speed
A couple of fries short of a happy meal
Happier than two pigs makin’ bacon
That went over like a box of rocks. Sorry.
You’re not going bald, your face is just growing.
Where’s the mute button?
Nothing says I love you like a six pack and the tv remote.
Who needs directions?
That’s all we could come up with off the top of our heads.
Thanks, this was fun!!!
Not now I am on a man-cation!
I can’t stand when he says that to me but I always laugh!!
How about….
Happy Birthday and many mower!
He shoots he scores!
Here’s your sign!
Yes, I do know everything.
Rules are meant to be broken.
Directions are optional.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!
Does this tool belt make me look fat?
Live, Laugh, Lounge
More beer please
Real men watch Glee!
Real men wear pink!
Enjoy the ride!
You’re my anchor
Or on the naughty side you could always quote Mae West…
A hard man is good to find! 🙂
Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut and many mower! 🙂
Instructions – who needs them? There are SUPPOSED to be parts left over!
I know where I am going. I don’t need to ask for directions. Did we just pass that same sign 10 minutes ago?
Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut!!!
SSCRUBBY – Tammy Skinner calls her husband that. It’s a supportive scrapbooking hubby.
My husband is a marathon runner so his sentiment would be: I’d run miles for you! Happy b-day!
I have the body of a god… Buddha!
I get enough exercise… pushing my luck
When I was a kid I had a lazy eye… and it spread to the rest of my body
When everything’s coming your way… your in the wrong lane
I have a photographic memory… just no film
If a cow laughs hard enough does milk come out it’s nose?
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore!
Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder
If it doesn’t fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacement anyway
My train of thought has been delayed
A person who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
huh?
Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut!
“overchicked and LOVIN’ it!”
“it is what it is”
“remote HOG” (Happy Old Guy)
I’m a man, I can change, if I have to, I guess. (my hubby’s fav from the Red Green Show)
I’m not lost, I know where I am, I just don’t know how to get there from here.
What planet are you from?
“50% isn’t a price… How Much?”
Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut!
Correction…
“50% off isn’t a price… How Much?”
Happy Birthday Mr. Pink Cricut!
“He man woman haters club…members only”
“real men love Jesus”
“who’s your daddy?”
Because mine is military:
1) Suck it up soldier!!!
2) I like to drink beer, play video games and nookie. Not necessarily in that order
3) This 1 time @ band camp…
4) You’re a PRO
5) For the woman who has EVERYTHING crafty, you just spent HOW much on cartridges?
6) How about we just craft with what we all ready have and then buy more when it’s gone?
7) Startard
8) Because sometimes you just need a beer
9) Because sometimes I just need to hang with the guys
10) Tee time
11) THIS is why you married me!
12) I’m good in bed AND I cook!!! You’ve got the best husband EVER!
13) It was the best 10 seconds EVER. EVER! (From Van wilder)
14) I <3 beer!
15) I'm just sayin'…
“come to papa”
Beer, Meant to say Deer.
Elephant Shoes ( when mouthed says I LOVE YOU ) Try it look in the mirror and Say Elephant Shoes 🙂
directions i don’t need to ask for directions….
“There’s no CRYING in Baseball..or Football, Soccer or Basketball for that matter!”
“Man Up!”
“NO”
“I don’t care what the sign said, I did not call ahead and say you could buy whatever you wanted!”
“Manscaping is not something REAL men do”
This is too funny!
It is what it is!
TV, Remote, Saturday, Check!
Let’s get ready to rumble.
“This ones for you!”
“Beers and Cheers”
“Where’s the remote?”
“Football is on… I can’t hear you”
“You want me to see if you have what? Paper? Ink?” (Yep… it comes from a haul video, lol)
“Do I have to?”
“Here we go again…”
Happy Birthday, Mr. Pink Cricut!
Been there, done than, got the cricut.
No these parts are just extras.
I’m taking the long shortcut.
I’m just good like that.
Rule # 1 Your wife is always right.
Rule # 2 When she is wrong, see rule #1.
I told you once that I loved you and I let you know if it ever changes.
It was the kids.
Man cave….enter at your own risk
Football=Life
Man, I’m good.
He shoots, he scores!
I’m a great catch (would go with a fish)
Do not disturb: Man at Work
Mr. Fix it
The Scrap Man
Guys night out
Remote Control King
Poker Night
Do you have your tickets to the gun show? (with a picture of a muscular man)
Told you I was right!
Anyway you slice it…..I’m right (with a golf club/tee picture)
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
There is something about a pickup man
And one for the ladies….can’t forget them too
A.d.i.d.a.s (All day I dream about scrapping)
Happy Birthday, Mr. Pink cricut!! Hope you had a wonderful day!
To you , from me !
Meet my better half
Who needs directions
What’s for dinner?
Beer is what is for dinner
Everybody ready for some football
friday night lights
poker face
man of the house
My hubby is very proud of his big torque wrench and is quite fond of holding it in his hand and saying my tool is bigger then yours to his buddies. Typical men, they think it’s hilarious….
You’re a classic!
Hubby likes cars..
To a real Gear head!
How about.. “Move, I can’t see the TV “
You can always tell a guy’s on the level when his bubble is in the middle. (in other words, his belly!)
Oh I;m sorry. I didn’t hear you ask me to do that while you were gone!
How about:
Drive it like like you stole it
or
50 inch flat screen TV $1500
enough beer $50
Pizza $15
Chips $2.50
Football Sunday with the guys……priceless
I’ll fix that, where’s the duct tape.
Yes dear.
You’re ALWAYS right when I’m not.
Where’s the remote?
Ready for some football!!!
I can do that!
Check this out.
You can have your bling as long as I get my tech toys.
hope you guys ae having fun celebrating! the 30’s are good times.
Dude
My hero
Yes dear
The mountains are blue (meaning that the Coors Light is cold and calling his name)
Huh?
Did you forget to tell me something? (usually after the credit card bills comes in, so picture guy standing there with paper in hand)
I know, it was on sale (usually follows the above:)
Who’s your daddy
Sundays are my day
Thanks for the great giveaway
“I can make that.”
What’s up Bro!
With duct tape and electric ties you can fix anything.
Suck it up!
Good tools makes everything easier!
Whatsup!
There’s more than one way to get there. (My Husband would always say this when he missed his turn)
Of course you need it….you don’t have nearly enough
Happy Birthday to your husband!!!
This is what my hubby would love to hear me say:
“You are the best and smartest guy I have ever know. How lucky I am to find you, you are always right..dear.”
This could go on an April fools card.
HEY Mister–It’s your day! or nite!!
HEY Mister –What’s your pleasure?
Hey Mister–Luv ya
“Happy Birthday,,,Your wish is my command”
“I’m just a hunk a hunk of burnin’ love!”
“I just don’t understand women!”
“Men/Women, can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em!”
“There’s just no pleasing a woman!”
I gave her a $20 for a soda….for that price it had better be fantastic!
my husband always says I give you money but never see the change come back.
Do not know if I am to late for this but here is mine.